Maybe in a great magical world ruled by a great tomato king, whose only son must rise to kill an evil warlord can men and women be just friends. Actually fuck that, not even in that world.
To be Man Pretty means to be up front and clear about your intentions towards a female. It does not mean fooling some unsuspecting lady that you are interested in being just friends. Unless you are a homosexual you have no business playing this card.
Man Pretty Men don’t play the just friends game, with other motives in mind.
No! A Man Pretty Man steps up and say’s listen, "I have got this thing for you, and the hardest part of my day is trying not to fall in love with you. I don’t know what your situation is and to be honest I don’t care because I want you.
He does not hide with his penis tucked between his legs playing the guy she can turn to when she and her man fight. If you are a women reading this be very clear. MEN DO NOT WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND THEY WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU.
There are very few bigger Douchbag moves then playing the just friends card. Especially since every other man can see right through your pathetic attempts. Be Man Pretty step up and be clear.
If she does not want you then move on. The Male best friend spends countless years and months as a pathetic weasel waiting for a moment of venerability. He spends endless cash on over kill gifts for birthdays, with the only gift in return, becoming a male bride’s maid.
The Man Pretty Man knows its better to be rejected and clear then end up a bride’s maid.
Friday, August 28, 2009
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Man Pretty rule # 26 Starbucks is KING!!!!
Man Pretty Rule #26
There is a certain Je ne sais quoi to holding a Starbucks cup that really makes me feel like a man. The solid white on white, and brown holder presents an image of power and certainty. It tells every person in the room that, yes I am a man of distinguish and taste. It also says that regardless of the flavour of my drink, it is more important then yours and yes I am someone you want to talk to. The Man Pretty man never enters a foreign room or important meeting holding anything less then a Starbucks cup.
There is a certain Je ne sais quoi to holding a Starbucks cup that really makes me feel like a man. The solid white on white, and brown holder presents an image of power and certainty. It tells every person in the room that, yes I am a man of distinguish and taste. It also says that regardless of the flavour of my drink, it is more important then yours and yes I am someone you want to talk to. The Man Pretty man never enters a foreign room or important meeting holding anything less then a Starbucks cup.
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