If it is true that real men wear pink, then what does that say about a guy who wears purple? Tried to have a talk with myself today, turns out I’m not a very good listener. Thought I might take this one back to the old school, went soft for a few, time to come back and hit it hard... like I just popped a Viagra and washed it down with a Cialis!!!
As the Man Pretty nation grows and the Douchbags continue to attempt to self impregnate their hands a question arises. How do you know if you are Douchbag? Glad you asked, here is a list in none alphabetical order on how to tell if you are a Douchbag:
· You are shirtless in your facebook profile shot
· You confuse over tipping your waitress with flirting
· You wear Ed Hardy
· You go to the bar solo, are the first there, last to leave and go home with your sleeve
· You write on a girl’s walls you have no chance with, “we should go for drinks sometime”
· You have self tanned your self to a confusing brown sugar orange
· You go to a restaurant with your buddies and talk more on your phone than the people you are with
· Your name is Perez Hilton and you confuse being gay, with having the right to pass judgment on others with out ever looking in a mirror. (hack)
Of course there are other forms of Douchbaggeri, these are just a few symptoms that come to mind.
Chances are if you are reading this then you needn’t worry as the Douchbag title does not apply to you. Douchbags also rarely read!
The point is, men we can do better, we can be a little more. We have slacked confusing a blast of MTV reality shows and teen movies with what it means to be a man. Stiffler was cool, but he was also seventeen (at least in the movie). The Man Pretty man holds himself to a higher standard then the Douchbag could ever dream.
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