Man Pretty rule #89 The first drink

Season change and my favorite colour is blue, your first date is nothing but a job interview. Amazing I should have become a poet instead of a hack who writes blogs. Some will never know and the rest will live to tell the feeling of hell that only a first date can bring.
When preparing for a date, always prepare as if going to a job interview that could possible change your life. Dress, look and act the part of a man with confidence and humility, vision and humor but most importantly a team player. After all you are attempting to sell your most important commodity, your seed!
Side note, just as in the work force just because you get the job does not exclude you from the three month probation period.
Where or where do most males make the biggest mistake on that all so important job interview with sex ramifications. Silly as it may seem it actually comes from the first decision they make once in the presence of their potential suitor. The first drink, yes the first drink will unlock all the mysteries of whom you and what your represent. It shows the lady if you are a blue collar hick who spends most weekends drunk in his garage a supercilious snob or a raging metro sexual.
For example if you where to order a draft beer then that sets a totally different tone then say a glass of chardonnay. Just as ordering a Cosmo will produce a much different ring then say a vodka martini. Your first drink suggest who you are with out saying a word, it states your taste and preference in under 5 seconds.
There is no wrong answer when it comes to the question, “what can I get for you to drink sir,” it really depends on who you are and how you want to sell that pretty package called your penis. Some guys can get away with ordering girlie drinks because they can make it funny and turn it into a running joke. On the whole I would generally say the safest bet is a draft beer. If you are going to travel down this road may I suggest staying away from the usual and ordering something with distinguish and taste.
So what oh what would I order as my first drink, well that really depends on my mood however most times I will order either a Rickards white or double hypnotic on the rocks. The Rickards says acquired taste that leaves a nice taste in your mouth while the hypnotic says not afraid to stand out in a crowed!!!
Take a look at who you are and what your drink says about you. The Man Pretty man knows that everything counts in the world of dating and nothing sets the tone for what you are about like your first drink, so choose wisely.

Man Pretty rule # 44 Tip your server even if he is a Man

In the beautiful top-spinning world that we live in few things are more delightful and romantic then courting a beautiful woman to a nice restaurant. There is a certain feeling of luxury to the experience that allows your Queen to know her man is taking care of her. A dinner out is a chance to forget about the outside world and rather indulge in the lavishness of being waited on as monarch.
Gentlemen, there is just one thing I ask if you are going to pamper your lady and that is...Tip your server even if he is a man. I understand that for some of you homophobes out there still living in your parent’s basements that this may seem a bit confusing. Let me assure you that by tipping proper and that means fifteen percent, your male server is not going to perform fellatio on you. He is not an escort he is a server, he has a job and is trying to pay his bills just as you are. If you can’t afford to tip properly then may I suggest going out to a grocery store and cooking a romantic dinner at home.

I know to the morally sane this may seem absorbed to think that some one would actually not tip because of the servers gender and yet continuously douchbags across the globe over tip bar girls and under tip male servers. Why?? Because they are douchbags, but also because somehow they believe that by over tipping a women she may find him attractive and by under tipping an man they are saving money.

Side note to all douchbags out there who attend a local watering hole or restaurant on the reg. Do not get it twisted, the waitress who sits there and listens to your stories and bad jokes does not want to date you, she wants her tip. Stop buying her gifts, stop staying till close and stop trying so hard. Finally just because you are buying drinks and tipping does not give you permission to eye molest your cocktail waitress or bartender, nor does it give you permission to touch them. They are not strippers they are servers. There is no sex in the champagne room and no touching on the dinning room or bar floor.

To be Man Pretty means to be classy and appropriate in all social settings which includes tipping your server regardless or gender or cup size.

Man Pretty rule #98 dating your number!!!

Dating your Number

Evolution has provided life forms with so many great advancements, it has helped the shark have two more sense then humans, and the sea lions the ability to bend their backs to swim faster.

Man is no exception when it comes to the effects of evolution, thanks to it man now possess opposable thumbs and more remarkably an internationally recognised point system for women

As Macho and chauvinistic as this may sound, men every can look at a female and systematically evaluate and come up with a number for hotness within 5 seconds!!! To give you an idea Megan Fox would come in at a 10 while Rosanna Barr slides in at a respectable -3.

While men all across the globe know and understand the point system for women, the joke to me has always been how confused so many men are about their own value on a women’s scale (Ladies don’t act like you don’t have a scale, where do you think we got the idea from, figure skating??)

So who is to blame for the mass confusion??? Porn, yup, porn Americas favourite and most expensive past time. The geniuses behind where men spend most their down time has totally a skewed what is possible in the sex and dating world for men. Fact the more porn a male watches the more twisted his perception of his own point value on a women’s scale becomes.

So how can you tell where you actually stand on women’s point system? The easiest and most accurate way is to get your boys to give you their number for your last three girlfriends. The key here is to not have them look at your last three hooks but rather actual girlfriends, anyone can look good in the dark after a few gin and cran’s.

If you would like to move up on the scale may I suggest a few things, first finish and continue to read this blog and all the new updates, second join a gym, third buy a penis pump. I was joking about one of those things!!!!

Look we all want to date beautiful intelligent, sexy women who make us hard just by smiling. But unless you can get yourself to that level, I suggest sticking with porn. Too many dudes look at their girl and say, if she just lost 15 pounds or had bigger rack, I’d marry her all the while rocking a large spare tire, possessing a small penis and living at home with their mom.

The Man Pretty Man knows that to catch a 10 he must first become one.

Man Pretty rule # 34 Ditch the Ex!!!

Rose are red violets are blue, and exs don’t belong anywhere near you.
I don’t know how to say this with out sounding like a bad person, but there is no such things as exs that are just friends. In any friendship that exists at least one participator in the friendship has some unresolved feelings and sexual intentions.

Its not like I am breaking any codes or reviling any secrets here by once again announcing that men and women cannot be just friends, especially when it comes to exs, All guys know it and all girls pretend not to.

Having an ex in your life only signifies your inability to move on, it’s very much like a Childs comfort blanket.

In a lot of ways having a close ex is like holding onto your old car right after buying a brand new one. Sure your new car is a lot of fun and has some features that the old one doesn’t. There is just something though about your old car that is comforting and familiar. Maybe it’s the memories you shared or that old recognizable smell but its not hard to look at your old car and think about how you used to just wipe around corners in it and how if maybe you just took a little time and got ride of some the dents and rust it may just run again like it used to.

STOP!!!! Remember that old thing broke down on more then one occasion and there is a reason you went shopping for a new one. It is time to call the junk yard and to finally get ride of the bitch.

Having an ex in your life is only good for two things, not moving forward and destroying your new current relationship. The Man Pretty man knows that its always easy to look back into the past and remember the good over the Bad, but it was the bad that made him go out and buy something new!

Man Pretty rule # 56 Having something to talk about!!!

Most lipstick contains fish scales, over 2500 hundred left handed people died last year from using right handed products, and Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look a like contest and placed third.

Conversation is a corner stone to building any relationship, and having the ability to speak on many subjects is an asset. A true Man Pretty man can talk shop about any subject whether it is trickle down economics with his boss, sports with his boys and Heidi and Spencer’s latest antics with his girl.
Never underestimate the value in having celeb trash in the bathroom, audio books in the car and a biography on the nightstand. Real Man Pretty men read because education is not an option it’s your duty.