Monday, September 21, 2009

Man Pretty rule # 44 Tip your server even if he is a Man

In the beautiful top-spinning world that we live in few things are more delightful and romantic then courting a beautiful woman to a nice restaurant. There is a certain feeling of luxury to the experience that allows your Queen to know her man is taking care of her. A dinner out is a chance to forget about the outside world and rather indulge in the lavishness of being waited on as monarch.
Gentlemen, there is just one thing I ask if you are going to pamper your lady and that is...Tip your server even if he is a man. I understand that for some of you homophobes out there still living in your parent’s basements that this may seem a bit confusing. Let me assure you that by tipping proper and that means fifteen percent, your male server is not going to perform fellatio on you. He is not an escort he is a server, he has a job and is trying to pay his bills just as you are. If you can’t afford to tip properly then may I suggest going out to a grocery store and cooking a romantic dinner at home.

I know to the morally sane this may seem absorbed to think that some one would actually not tip because of the servers gender and yet continuously douchbags across the globe over tip bar girls and under tip male servers. Why?? Because they are douchbags, but also because somehow they believe that by over tipping a women she may find him attractive and by under tipping an man they are saving money.

Side note to all douchbags out there who attend a local watering hole or restaurant on the reg. Do not get it twisted, the waitress who sits there and listens to your stories and bad jokes does not want to date you, she wants her tip. Stop buying her gifts, stop staying till close and stop trying so hard. Finally just because you are buying drinks and tipping does not give you permission to eye molest your cocktail waitress or bartender, nor does it give you permission to touch them. They are not strippers they are servers. There is no sex in the champagne room and no touching on the dinning room or bar floor.

To be Man Pretty means to be classy and appropriate in all social settings which includes tipping your server regardless or gender or cup size.

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