Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Man Pretty rule #89 The first drink

Season change and my favorite colour is blue, your first date is nothing but a job interview. Amazing I should have become a poet instead of a hack who writes blogs. Some will never know and the rest will live to tell the feeling of hell that only a first date can bring.
When preparing for a date, always prepare as if going to a job interview that could possible change your life. Dress, look and act the part of a man with confidence and humility, vision and humor but most importantly a team player. After all you are attempting to sell your most important commodity, your seed!
Side note, just as in the work force just because you get the job does not exclude you from the three month probation period.
Where or where do most males make the biggest mistake on that all so important job interview with sex ramifications. Silly as it may seem it actually comes from the first decision they make once in the presence of their potential suitor. The first drink, yes the first drink will unlock all the mysteries of whom you and what your represent. It shows the lady if you are a blue collar hick who spends most weekends drunk in his garage a supercilious snob or a raging metro sexual.
For example if you where to order a draft beer then that sets a totally different tone then say a glass of chardonnay. Just as ordering a Cosmo will produce a much different ring then say a vodka martini. Your first drink suggest who you are with out saying a word, it states your taste and preference in under 5 seconds.
There is no wrong answer when it comes to the question, “what can I get for you to drink sir,” it really depends on who you are and how you want to sell that pretty package called your penis. Some guys can get away with ordering girlie drinks because they can make it funny and turn it into a running joke. On the whole I would generally say the safest bet is a draft beer. If you are going to travel down this road may I suggest staying away from the usual and ordering something with distinguish and taste.
So what oh what would I order as my first drink, well that really depends on my mood however most times I will order either a Rickards white or double hypnotic on the rocks. The Rickards says acquired taste that leaves a nice taste in your mouth while the hypnotic says not afraid to stand out in a crowed!!!
Take a look at who you are and what your drink says about you. The Man Pretty man knows that everything counts in the world of dating and nothing sets the tone for what you are about like your first drink, so choose wisely.

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