Thursday, September 10, 2009

Man Pretty rule # 34 Ditch the Ex!!!

Rose are red violets are blue, and exs don’t belong anywhere near you.
I don’t know how to say this with out sounding like a bad person, but there is no such things as exs that are just friends. In any friendship that exists at least one participator in the friendship has some unresolved feelings and sexual intentions.

Its not like I am breaking any codes or reviling any secrets here by once again announcing that men and women cannot be just friends, especially when it comes to exs, All guys know it and all girls pretend not to.

Having an ex in your life only signifies your inability to move on, it’s very much like a Childs comfort blanket.

In a lot of ways having a close ex is like holding onto your old car right after buying a brand new one. Sure your new car is a lot of fun and has some features that the old one doesn’t. There is just something though about your old car that is comforting and familiar. Maybe it’s the memories you shared or that old recognizable smell but its not hard to look at your old car and think about how you used to just wipe around corners in it and how if maybe you just took a little time and got ride of some the dents and rust it may just run again like it used to.

STOP!!!! Remember that old thing broke down on more then one occasion and there is a reason you went shopping for a new one. It is time to call the junk yard and to finally get ride of the bitch.

Having an ex in your life is only good for two things, not moving forward and destroying your new current relationship. The Man Pretty man knows that its always easy to look back into the past and remember the good over the Bad, but it was the bad that made him go out and buy something new!

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