Dating your Number
Evolution has provided life forms with so many great advancements, it has helped the shark have two more sense then humans, and the sea lions the ability to bend their backs to swim faster.
Man is no exception when it comes to the effects of evolution, thanks to it man now possess opposable thumbs and more remarkably an internationally recognised point system for women
As Macho and chauvinistic as this may sound, men every can look at a female and systematically evaluate and come up with a number for hotness within 5 seconds!!! To give you an idea Megan Fox would come in at a 10 while Rosanna Barr slides in at a respectable -3.
While men all across the globe know and understand the point system for women, the joke to me has always been how confused so many men are about their own value on a women’s scale (Ladies don’t act like you don’t have a scale, where do you think we got the idea from, figure skating??)
So who is to blame for the mass confusion??? Porn, yup, porn Americas favourite and most expensive past time. The geniuses behind where men spend most their down time has totally a skewed what is possible in the sex and dating world for men. Fact the more porn a male watches the more twisted his perception of his own point value on a women’s scale becomes.
So how can you tell where you actually stand on women’s point system? The easiest and most accurate way is to get your boys to give you their number for your last three girlfriends. The key here is to not have them look at your last three hooks but rather actual girlfriends, anyone can look good in the dark after a few gin and cran’s.
If you would like to move up on the scale may I suggest a few things, first finish and continue to read this blog and all the new updates, second join a gym, third buy a penis pump. I was joking about one of those things!!!!
Look we all want to date beautiful intelligent, sexy women who make us hard just by smiling. But unless you can get yourself to that level, I suggest sticking with porn. Too many dudes look at their girl and say, if she just lost 15 pounds or had bigger rack, I’d marry her all the while rocking a large spare tire, possessing a small penis and living at home with their mom.
The Man Pretty Man knows that to catch a 10 he must first become one.
Friday, September 11, 2009
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